Ug - written by Brian

Ug left on doorstep of Church of Ilmater, in Damara, near Vaasa.
Cleric of Church raise Ug.
Ug grow quick.
Now, dey say Ug go an' expand Ug's ...uh...oar..eyes..sons..uh....to see stuff.
Dey send Ug ta Val..boob...uh... big town in West Heartland.
On Ug's way, on big boat east, Ug met tall female...well, tall for human, dat carry big sword...bigger dan Ug's!
She follow Ug, Ug think she like Ug, but she don't want Ug ta know... dat Ug know....
We go ta Church in big town.
Dey say dey need help with bandits in little town to South East
We go ta little town.

We get ta little town.
Find Chuch of Torm.
Dey say dey send for help.
Ug say Ug is help.
Dey say people go missing when dey go east.
Maybe bandits.
Dey say old castle dere, where old evil was, years ago.
Fear maybe evil come back.
We go to eat an' rest, to be strong for fight.

Tall human partner start drinkin' contest with other human.
Ug not let her know Ug know she like Ug.
Ug let her drink with other human.
She fall drunk.
Ug carry her to room.

'n morning we ask more 'bout road east.
We think we might need help.
Ask big human Ug see in inn night 'fore.
He ask for weapon an' armor, an' pay.
Also ask human drinking partner an' his little friend.
Dey don't ask for anything??
Strange?

We find castle.
Castle in bad shape.
Find big frogs in front of castle.
Ug an' friends kill big frogs.

We go in castle.